I try to take a bit of exercise, in a boring ‘go for a walk’ sort of way. I’ll walk by the river and round the bridges, or through the park. Into town, perhaps. City walking.
I gave up my gym membership. There’s no point really, when I only go to the coffee shop. I don’t play sport. No team has ever wanted me.
Some weeks though, the only exercise I get is when watching tv …
That’s when I bop around the sofa, arms outstretched, playing at being a glamorous surfer.
What do you mean that’s not normal for someone my age?
I’ll never be old enough to stop being silly.