You’re right; none of these dogs are Jake. These dogs are clean, warm and dry. They are brazen, and care not a jot for what the dogs on the street say.
Jake has a tomato sauce coloured beard, mud up to his oxters (is there a word for a dog’s armpits?), and refuses to be seen outside in a coat.
He not only has trust issues, and a fear of TV water, but also a strong sense of style.